Finally Figured out how to Change This Title

My sister (one of 4) reads the obituary every day just to keep tabs.

dynamoe:

Hiroshige photo bomb

dynamoe:

Hiroshige photo bomb

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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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who cares

In its day, I did not watch the TV series Twin Peaks to its last episode and recently rewatched the first season with the intent of watching it all. Continued and got through season 2. Then I quit because who cares? It’s a dumb, sometimes poorly constructed show and misogynistic (ie. “Laura allowed herself to be killed” etc). There is some camp value to it but not much else. Of course now I’m curious to watch to the end just to see if I can come up with an answer to the question posed!

filmcrack:

This is a general cry for help for someone to explain to me just what the fuck happened in the final episode of Twin Peaks! What happened to Coop in the Black Lodge? I’m just so confused :\

when I was younger I listened to this album (and Piano Man, and Stranger) a zillion times. Like ELO (Eldorado esp, Out of the Blue, New World Record), Billy Joel can seem underappreciated.

williebhines:

Sleeping with the Television On. I am having a Glass Houses marathon in my brain.

Watched Pierre le Fou recently, twice. First time I said “what the hell?” but I made myself watch it again. Once I accepted that it has a disjointed plot I fell in love with the film.  GORGEOUS.  And tragic

Watched Pierre le Fou recently, twice. First time I said “what the hell?” but I made myself watch it again. Once I accepted that it has a disjointed plot I fell in love with the film.  GORGEOUS.  And tragic

This is what you get when you scare a scrappy modern girl.
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This is what you get when you scare a scrappy modern girl.

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I used to have this book! We had 4 of them in a series I believe…
retrogasm:

According to The Beatles… Happiness is a warm gun…

I used to have this book! We had 4 of them in a series I believe…

retrogasm:

According to The Beatles… Happiness is a warm gun

Twitter plays, part CLXV

nyneofuturists:

It’s Twitter Plays CLXV! This week’s assignment was: write a 1-tweet play that features a DEEP BREATH.

Here are your plays starting with @thebaronessa’s ultimate Shakespearean retort.

@thebaronessa:
BARD: You shall live, such virtue hath my pen. Where breath most breathes, even in the mouths of men. LADY: He who smelt it, dealt it

@jilliancs:
VO: Sally takes a breather. [LU on woman taking remarkably deep breath, then another. Sally enters, scoops up B in arms, exits]

@dloehr:
Doctor: Take a deep breath. Patient: [inhales] Doctor: You won’t feel a thing. [snip] Patient: YOU LYING BASTARD!

@LindaInPhoenix:
He: It’s time. She: I know. He: You’re sure? She: Yes. He: Goodbye, my love.

@lex6m:
She stepped on the last ladder rung. Silver & white shadows whipped by just beneath the surface. One last deep breath—she submerged.

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collegehumor:

emilyaxford:

I’m a gif! Look at me momma! 

jennyjay:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EMILY AXFORD IS A GIF!!!! 

…So are Jake, Amir, and Murph.  But mostly Emily, and she looks fantastic.

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